
sherbroccoli and john starchson
otherwise titled as reasons why ethe is no longer allowed to request sherlock fanart
and because i know i’m going to be bombarded by “but, cucumberbatch!!! that is not the right veggie!!!” it’s because he looks like a broccoli in this
and his hair does kind of look like broccoli c’mon
And by last post I mean the time where Zenyr tries to explain what John and Sherlock have and not sure what happened there. (Warning: discussion about Sherlock Season 2 for those who haven’t watched yet)
In conclusion this is the reason why my flame for Sherlock/John ship will NEVER parish no matter what Moffat or any other cast member throws at us next. As well as the reason why I can ship them in whatever gender, whatever form, and across all the universes.
HELL I WILL SHIP JOHN AND SHERLOCK IF THEY ARE FREAKING AMOEBAS. I AM BEYOND HELP.
No I’m not using this as a spring board for another one of my lame jokes. What do you mean this is the only way I can draw this AU and thus must be the reason why I’m doing this? shhhhhhhhh
why do I do these things, I am too ridiculous to be alive.
and this isn’t even the end. IT IS STILL JUST THE AFTERNOON

Sherlock is an eggplant.
John is a squash.
You can’t explain that.
Happy harvest/Halloween!
omg everything is sunshine and rainbows right now.
Angry broccoli! :D








