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higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

dangling-thpider:

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

ryanrosspepperoninipples:

gloomyteens:

i have the sex appeal of a math book

excuse you

youranonnews:

Things To Tell Our Grandchildren.

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most-awkward-moments:

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parade-war:

mayra-quijotesca:

stormthecitadel:

jesus-o-tier:

cyborgpony:

So true…

so

damn true

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

THAT COMMENT DESCRIBES THE WHOLE TUMBLR

ds1chris1:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

thefourteenthdoctor:

Boom roasted

Burn

lovesomehate:

 #HAHAHHAHA IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO REALIZE THEY MEANT HYPOCRITES #I WAS LIKE DAMN WTF WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST HIPPOCRATES #”FUCK YOU HIPPOCRATES WE’RE OFFENDED BY YOUR MEDICAL ADVANCES TO THE ANCIENT WORLD #GET YOUR SHITTY HIPPOCRATIC OATH OUT OF HERE YOU TWAT” #THE UGLIEST LAUGHTER YOU HAVE EVER HEARD

heltarez:

Take that Battleship.

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theseabadger:

hannahalbus:

STORY OF MY LIFE

I think most people know the chello actually.

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joshdevines:

where can i download a relationship

who has the mediafire link