spinaltrauma:

I made a Ask Erik blog! Feel free to direct any questions to him, whether they be angsty, fluffy, sheer curiosity, or slash-infested syllables. ♥ I was so shy in making this, ohgosh. ;u;

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aerorolo:

Because Madz told me to finish these off.

pati79:

browngirlslovefassy:

MICHAEL GIVING HIS BEST ‘COME HITHER SO I CAN KILL YOU’ LOOK

I haven’t seen the top pic before. Photos released by 20th Century Fox.

magnetox:

Today, my body is a bastion of steely sinews and muscles shaped by time. Then, I was as limber as an acrobat and as magnificent as a bull. A sculptor once paid me to pose as Adonis. The finished product was the most beautiful sculpture ever made, but I destroyed it because it wasn’t an accurate representation of how good I looked. I kept my body in shape by swimming, drinking mint tea and running half-marathons—but running them only by doing cartwheels. I was usually disqualified, but if I hadn’t been, I would have been an elite half-marathon cartwheeler. 

My first costume was entirely wetsuit even though I did most my murdering on land. The one drawback of wearing a wetsuit is that my body distracted both my enemies and my allies. That is why, dear readers, I wear a cape now. Otherwise, my figure would steal the hearts of the world. You can’t fight for mutant rights and fend off the sexual advances of every man, woman and canine at the same time.

—p. 246, Vol. 2, The Autobiography of Magneto X, by Erik Lensherr

magnetox:

I am fond of reading. Through reading, we can visit other worlds and inhabit personas strange and foreign to us. I, for one, find it refreshing how almost every character I read about in a book is weaker than I am.

When I read about King Arthur’s court in The Once and Future King, I can step outside myself and imagine I am ruling Camelot, and that my hubris and stupidity are leading it to ruin. If I was King Arthur, Camelot would still exist. One, Guinevere would never have chosen a pansy like Lancelot over the virile hulk of manhood that is me. I bathe in sandlewood and champagne. Those aromas, combined with my natural tang, make me irresistible to females. Two, I would not have had an evil bastard with my sister, because that’s just poor judgment. Three, I would not have relied upon the Knights of the Round Table because I don’t need Knights. I have done the mathematics and can wield 1,283 swords at once.

The way most people watch an Arthur Miller play is how I read everything: with amused pity. Sometimes, a man must weep in empathy to remember that his tears taste like quicksilver. 

Reading is so wonderfully droll.

— p. 544, Volume 7, The Autobiography of Magneto X, by Erik Lensherr

With all respect, sir… maybe you could wield 1,283 swords at once… but could you dance? and sing? at the same time?

   (x)

You see, ^^THESE MEN^^, these brave men, were the heart of Arthur’s court. So, how far could you go… without your heart? You sir… it’s you who make me weep.

weaselyperson:

wanda has her daddy’s thighs

loobeeinthesky:

urm….because it’s almost Tuesday and I have nothing drawn, I’m posting something I drew ages ago. codenamecesare asked me if I’d draw something for the blumming amazing helens78, something in the flavour their BD!Erik, I was ‘of course I will’ and this is it ♥

Fassy you are so hard to draw, you skinny bugger. *hides*

somachiou:

the story before

so long and thanks for all the fish!

felinejaye:

liverquiver:

He’s just playing hard to get~

aw…

#Because Erik would totally do this. In the middle of the night him and Charles are in bed and Erik will randomly call out Stainless Steel and go back to sleep straight away while Charles will be all What the fuck man. And he’ll look at Erik’s dreams and Erik is dreaming of cutlery except the cutlery is doing Be My Guest from Beauty and the Beast and oddly the candlestick sounds like Alex and Charles will be like Thank God you’re pretty Erik otherwise I’d kick you out of this bed right now. And Erik will trololol in his sleep.

#sometimes erik gets a little confused during sex and whispers sweet nothings into charles’ ear #sweet nothings like ‘oooooh yeah work it like an alloy baby’ #and ‘yeah that’s right shake it like the mechanisms controlling the production of a polaroid picture’ #and ‘goddamn charles i just want to get my prongs all up in your sockets yeah you heard me ohhh yeahhh’ #charles would say something #but he’s kind of still trying to figure out what ‘yeah baby fuck me like you’re aluminum and i’m copper’ was supposed to mean

misfires:

Erik Lehnsherr, everybody.

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morethnus:

0203 2

purplueprose:

kellenmeloni:

Michael Fassbender as Erik Lehnsherr (Magneto) in X-Men First Class (2011)

diaemyung:

Erik Lehnsherr from X-Men First Class