steampoweredstucklock:

onetwo-freefour:

killmytime:

University application

I AM SCREAMING

YES

lovelynobody00:

theoriginalspike:

colibrium:

shorttfuse:

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

THIS IS FUCKING WHY WE DONT COLOR OUR MONEY.

ARE YOU KIDDING THIS SHIT IS AWESOME

we look like fucking royalty in color

gingerhaze:

marielikestodraw:

valinoor:

I think my whole life has been leading up to this tbh

What even LOOOL.

(Source: ewgaladriel)

thegoddamazon:

queennubian:

shaycarl:

Synchronized swinging and an awesome father-daughter moment

so dope!

 SO BADASS

yo-lady:

fluffmugger:

thegaysianpages:

mikness:

northern-mc-fluffy-butt:

phantomsox:

Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form

YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME.

omg

For mallory x’D

WHO THE HELL INVENTED THIS DISTRACTION??? AND WHY HAVEN’T I PLAYED THIS BEFORE???

OH GOD AND NOW I’M PUTTING ON ERASURE’S GREATEST HITS

OH LOOK ANOTHER REASON TO NEVER LEAVE TUMBLR.

(Source: amq)

emifail:

jeiwalking:

kingtomcat:

starkinglyhandsome:

deviouslyratedm:

Sometimes I play with facepaint

And then I make faces at myself

More Bunnymund Practice

jeSUS HOW

WHOA RAD

hOW

OH NO

homosociallyyours:

professorfangirl:

thegestianpoet:

• Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
• Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
• Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be awesome
• Doyle would please you once and then complain when you kept asking him to do the same thing over and over again
• Hemingway would explain in no uncertain terms exactly what he was going to do, and do exactly one very simple act, but goddamn if it wasn’t the best time you’ve had in years anyways
• Joyce would take FOREVER but eventually satisfy you
• Rand would make you do all the work yourself
• Poe would cry 

David Foster Wallace would keep stopping to make notes and explain things until you got exhausted and tossed him out of bed.

Herman Melville would stop every now and then to give you lectures on the history and practice of gynecology.

Stephen King would do things you really wouldn’t want to think about the next morning.

Oh goodness, please do continue. This post is hilarious. 

elguindilla:

Historias breves, pero intensas.

Gifs hechos a partir de los vídeos elaborados por Life in Five Seconds que puedes encontrar en la galería de QuecusBooks en YouTube.

decompositiondance:

I’ve still only seen two episodes of MLP, and frankly I think you’d have to have very compelling arguments to convince me to watch more. But it’s fun painting them human, so here’s my Rainbow Dash for you to go with my Pinkie Pie.
She really turned out rather butch.

thehonorablewarrior82:

Some Epic Cosplays #7 (Storm in the House !)

latenightspooky:

I need to ramble about this:

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

If you drag your own music into the folder, like so:

You get this!:

But wait! It gets better!

See “typing sounds”? You can change those too!

Perhaps the best is - YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND. It will automatically fade it for you!

Seriously, guys, this tool is wonderful. You can use it for:

• Research papers
• Novel writing
• Play writing
• Short stories
• Homework assignments
• Ranting about your friends when they piss you off
• Writing your shopping list

It auto-saves. It exports to .rtf. Hotkeys from Word for italicize, underlining, and bold work. You can print RIGHT FROM THERE.

And the seriously best thing ever?

It fits on a flash drive. The entire thing with added music is maybe 131MBs.

The bestest thing ever.

It’s free.

(Source: beenokle.com)

(Source: geckosketch)

castlegasm:

neenuhbee:

queenaisling:

a-weeping-fangirl:

When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary

Except for Ellen’s book right

and tina fey’s
 

made of win.

(Source: zeldafitzgeralds)

ckburch:

egottgott:

‘Tis done!

This piece was done for one of my classes where we had to mash-up two different styles. I chose to mash-up Bioshock and Steamboat Willie.  I did a lot of research into different postures that characters had, along with researching what characters could be combined. Super fun project and I’m very proud of the finished product :D

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING

ibeggedformercytwice:

doomslock:

SuperWho AU - Appearances Can Be Deceptive

└ Gabriel tries to warn the Winchester’s about the Doctor.

Oh my god.