valeria2067:

I got my PhD in PWP at Johnlock University.

Courses of Study include:

• Subtext, Context, and Buttsex: Intro to Literary and Film analysis
• Shipping 101: If it Fits on a Page or on a Screen, it Ships.
• Gay: Because of Course They Are. Okay, Maybe Bi Works, Too.
• Fanfic and Fanart Physics: Will That Fit In There and How Often?
• Girls: Eww. Except with Each Other. Then Yay.
• Feels: How to Survive When Your Heart is Julienned with a Lawnmower.
• Canon: Fuck It Unless It Helps Prove Your Point. But Really Who Cares.
• Non-OTP Ships: Everyone Wants John’s Dick. This is a Fact.
• Incest, DubCon, NonCon: Cool. Whatever, Dude.

Earn your

• Confirmed Bachelor’s degree, 
• your Master Criminal degree, 
• or your PhD (Please, harder & Deeper).
   

ENROLL TODAY (or just get a Tumblr).